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wingedbeast) wrote2015-03-07 09:43 pm
wingedbeast) wrote2015-03-07 09:43 pm
The Tasmanian Devil: Chapter 2
Disclaimer 1: Looney Tunes, the characters, their names, and their likenesses are owned by Warner Brothers and this indicates no claim upon their intellectual property.
Disclaimer 2: I know next to nothing about Tasmania or how actual research facilities work.
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The laboratory was the largest of the three facilities. The "rooms" were achieved through the expediency of propping up sections of the same aluminium siding that the facilities, themselves, were made of.
"Things are a little..." Dr. Bunnet was at a loss for words.
"Ruthtic?" supplied Dr. Duhch.
"That's it. We mainly get by by being coin-cider-ate with each udder. We all got our quirks, so we make space."
"For inthtanthe, Bugth and I are both vegatarianth. Elmer eatth meat. We jutht keep our mealth away from each other."
"And, just avoid talking about his work, if you can."
"Aweah aweah aweah What's his work?"
An aluminium door clanged open. "Shhh!" admonished a round, bald head, not truly covered by the loose deerhunter cap, poking out through the doorway. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting the mystewies that twy men's souls."
Dr. Bunnet visibly grit his teeth. "Elmer, this is P. Pehg, Doctor of Bee-oh-chemstry."
The man, Elmer, looked startled to see Dr. Pehg. "Oh, hewwo. I'm Doctor-"
"No, you're not, Elmer. Doctors study leg-it-eh-myte fields."
"Let'th pleathe not have thith argument again. I'm thur Dr. Pegh jutht wantth to get through the pleathantrieth."
Elmer just waved the two male doctors off. "Dr. Pehg, don't you wet these phiwistines poison you to my vewy importat wesearch. Come on, I can ekthplain!"
"No!" broke in Dr. Duhch. "I mean, she jutht got here. She hath to unpack, thet up equipment, eat."
"Eh, yeah. In fact, we'd better help her and cook up a good meal for her. You know how this can go if you don't start off with a good meal, Elmer."
Elmer (or Dr. Fudd) gave the two male doctors a suspicous look. "Okay. But, I wiww need to appwaise Dr. Pehg soon."
"Thoon, Elmer, thoon. Come on, Dr. Pehg, let'th give you the nickel tour."
With that, Elmer disappeared back into aluminium walled room to... Dr. Pehg couldn't even guess at what.
Disclaimer 2: I know next to nothing about Tasmania or how actual research facilities work.
___
The laboratory was the largest of the three facilities. The "rooms" were achieved through the expediency of propping up sections of the same aluminium siding that the facilities, themselves, were made of.
"Things are a little..." Dr. Bunnet was at a loss for words.
"Ruthtic?" supplied Dr. Duhch.
"That's it. We mainly get by by being coin-cider-ate with each udder. We all got our quirks, so we make space."
"For inthtanthe, Bugth and I are both vegatarianth. Elmer eatth meat. We jutht keep our mealth away from each other."
"And, just avoid talking about his work, if you can."
"Aweah aweah aweah What's his work?"
An aluminium door clanged open. "Shhh!" admonished a round, bald head, not truly covered by the loose deerhunter cap, poking out through the doorway. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting the mystewies that twy men's souls."
Dr. Bunnet visibly grit his teeth. "Elmer, this is P. Pehg, Doctor of Bee-oh-chemstry."
The man, Elmer, looked startled to see Dr. Pehg. "Oh, hewwo. I'm Doctor-"
"No, you're not, Elmer. Doctors study leg-it-eh-myte fields."
"Let'th pleathe not have thith argument again. I'm thur Dr. Pegh jutht wantth to get through the pleathantrieth."
Elmer just waved the two male doctors off. "Dr. Pehg, don't you wet these phiwistines poison you to my vewy importat wesearch. Come on, I can ekthplain!"
"No!" broke in Dr. Duhch. "I mean, she jutht got here. She hath to unpack, thet up equipment, eat."
"Eh, yeah. In fact, we'd better help her and cook up a good meal for her. You know how this can go if you don't start off with a good meal, Elmer."
Elmer (or Dr. Fudd) gave the two male doctors a suspicous look. "Okay. But, I wiww need to appwaise Dr. Pehg soon."
"Thoon, Elmer, thoon. Come on, Dr. Pehg, let'th give you the nickel tour."
With that, Elmer disappeared back into aluminium walled room to... Dr. Pehg couldn't even guess at what.