Scenes I'd Like to See: Star Wars

Scene 1.

Yoda: Too old, is he.

SkyWot: Too old? I'm meant to be about ten years old.

Yoda: Much too old, that is.

SkyWot: I was ready for you to say I'm too young. How young are you supposed to be when you choose to dedicate yourself to a life of self-sacrifice and asceticism?

Yoda: From infancy, we train in the ways of the-

SkyWot: You mean babies?

Yoda: Mmm Ye-es.

SkyWot: That's worse than Jar Jar Binks!

Yoda: Such language!
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