Scenes I'd Like to See: Brobusters
Mar. 10th, 2015 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wingedbeastI recently heard this bit of news. Along with the Ghostbusters remake with an all female Ghostbusting team, there will be another Ghostbusters remake, with at least two male members. This other Ghostbusters remake has been nicknamed Brobusters.
That... seems a bad idea. But, the name Brobusters does inspire me with some scenes.
Scene 1
Speaker 1: Are you troubled by strange men in the middle of your work day?
Speaker 2: Do you experience dread in your public transportation?
Speaker 3: Has you, or any of your family, ever been harassed by a dude, bro, or dudebro?
Speaker 1: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals.
All three in unison: Brobusters
Speaker 1: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your harassment elimination needs.
All three in unison: We're ready to believe you.
Scene 2:
Hotel Manager: Have you seen him?
Brobuster #1: We got him!
Hotel Manager: Will there be any others?
Brobuster #1: Sir, what you had, there, was what we refer to as a focused, rejection refusing, repeating asshole or a class 5 full creepy dudebro. Really oblivious one, too.
Scene: 3
Producer: What do you mean biblical?
Fan 1: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Producer. Real Wrath of God type stuff. Fire and Brimstone coming down from the sky. Rivers and seas boiling.
Fan 2: 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, Volcanoes!
Fan 3: The dead rising from the grave!
Fan 4: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass Hysteria.
Whole team together: The chicks are taking over!
Scene ends with the entire room being sucked into a mobile trap to be taken over to the containment device.
And, finally, the theme song:
"Is there something all too common in your neighborhood?"
That... seems a bad idea. But, the name Brobusters does inspire me with some scenes.
Scene 1
Speaker 1: Are you troubled by strange men in the middle of your work day?
Speaker 2: Do you experience dread in your public transportation?
Speaker 3: Has you, or any of your family, ever been harassed by a dude, bro, or dudebro?
Speaker 1: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals.
All three in unison: Brobusters
Speaker 1: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your harassment elimination needs.
All three in unison: We're ready to believe you.
Scene 2:
Hotel Manager: Have you seen him?
Brobuster #1: We got him!
Hotel Manager: Will there be any others?
Brobuster #1: Sir, what you had, there, was what we refer to as a focused, rejection refusing, repeating asshole or a class 5 full creepy dudebro. Really oblivious one, too.
Scene: 3
Producer: What do you mean biblical?
Fan 1: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Producer. Real Wrath of God type stuff. Fire and Brimstone coming down from the sky. Rivers and seas boiling.
Fan 2: 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, Volcanoes!
Fan 3: The dead rising from the grave!
Fan 4: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass Hysteria.
Whole team together: The chicks are taking over!
Scene ends with the entire room being sucked into a mobile trap to be taken over to the containment device.
And, finally, the theme song:
"Is there something all too common in your neighborhood?"
