It's Adam and Eve, Not...
May. 6th, 2015 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wingedbeast1/7billionth of Adam and 1/7billionth of Eve! Marriage is obviously a divine union between all men that exist and all women that exist!
Adam and some unrelated person! Marriage is obviously a divine union between one man and his clone!
Adam and a seperate entity! Marriage is obviously a divine union between one man and his amputated body part!
two people who came about through natural causes! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two whole artificial constructs!
between two biologicaly sourced people! Marriage is obviously a divine union between animated clay and its amputated body part!
not clothed Adam and Clothed Eve! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two people who have yet to ever wear clothes!
not Adam and Eve after a ceremony! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two people, one of whom came into existence in an already married state!
Adam and some unrelated person! Marriage is obviously a divine union between one man and his clone!
Adam and a seperate entity! Marriage is obviously a divine union between one man and his amputated body part!
two people who came about through natural causes! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two whole artificial constructs!
between two biologicaly sourced people! Marriage is obviously a divine union between animated clay and its amputated body part!
not clothed Adam and Clothed Eve! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two people who have yet to ever wear clothes!
not Adam and Eve after a ceremony! Marriage is obviously a divine union between two people, one of whom came into existence in an already married state!
